Goodr Sunglasses - Cheesy Flight Attendant

Mirrored Reflective Lenses For Regular or Wider Heads Best Suited for Reaching New Heights  SPLIT IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!! SPLIT LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure. 3 ALL POLARIZED The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 ALL SPEED An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP Included with purchase. She oozes style and grace... Nope, wait, that's cheese. She oozes cheese. Read our Cheesy Flight Attendant Origin Story to find out how you too can be Livin' Velveeta Loca baby!!!> READ THE ORIGIN STORY SPLIT

• Slip-Free: No need to worry about these sunglasses slipping off
• Bounce-Proof: Enjoy your activities without the sunglasses bouncing around
• Fully Polarized: Every lens offers UV protection
• Speed-Oriented: Designed for those on the go